Category Archives: TV

Quite offensive, quite hilarious

By Justin | June 14, 2010

I may cringe at every episode featuring Peter, but there’s no denying that Family Guy—when it focuses on Stewie and Brian—is still effin’ hilarious. Case in point: the slightly-scared, slightly-concerned look of apprehension that Stewie is giving Brian, who’s projectile-vomiting after learning he had sex with a transsexual. That expression—the perfect combination of care, wavering [...]

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The hilarity that is ABC Family’s “Greek”

By Justin | September 26, 2008

“No offense, but… we’re screwed. OK, these books are scary thick, and I can’t even wrap my head around the class description in the syllabus. ‘The thrust of The Phallus is how perceptions of masculinity affect psychosocial and interpersonal relationships…’” “Rusty. Don’t go soft on me.” “Cap, I’m beat. This class is really hard. I [...]

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Pretty decent writing for Showtime

By Justin | January 11, 2008

Rome is burning, he said, as he poured himself another drink. Yet, here I am, knee deep in a river of pussy. Here it comes, she thought, another self-indulgent whisky-soaked diatribe about how fucking great everything was in the past. And how all us poor souls born too late to see the Stones at wherever [...]

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“TV Era” animation changed my life

By Justin | December 30, 2007

If I ever get rich, I’m going to build a personal library of all the cartoons from the ’60s and ’70s that I grew up watching. That was some of the best television ever, and probably had a much greater bearing on my personality than I will ever know. Ha, cartoons! But they were sooo [...]

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Back at Wesleyan!

By Justin | August 24, 2007

I am back at Wesleyan. First night back was a bit lonely; it’s just me and Janet alone in this huge house, and only Jia was around. But earlier today, I went to dinner with Janet and Jia and Thom, and after that we saw Emily, Joan, Adam, and Dominic, and I met Adam, a [...]

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By Justin | August 7, 2007

Wow. Only after watching the closing scenes of the third episode of GREEK did it really hit me how I fucked up. Kudos if you figure out what this means. I bet no one gets it.

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Pre-bedtime TV update

By Justin | July 21, 2007

ABC Family’s new show, GREEK, is pretty funny. And I’m going to bed. Rise and shine in 4.33 hours! Oh, oh! Wait! I might shave my head!

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Sunday, on my own

By Justin | July 9, 2007

My brother took off at a little past 5:00 this morning, and I was up for a few hours after that. But then I fell back asleep, and woke up at 9:30, though I had work at 10:00. I basically threw some water in my hair, put my clothes on, brushed my teeth, and raced [...]

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Random musings on a cloudy day

By Justin | June 9, 2007

I hooked up the amplifier to the cable line, so now the TV upstairs is much clearer. It’s quite nice; I’m watching Planet of the Apes. The original. I shouldn’t be, because I have the pirate party at 5:30 and I still have yet to shower or put together a costume. Uh oh! It appears [...]

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An update on summer activities thus far

By Justin | May 30, 2007

See that house on the left? That’s the house we just scored for junior year. While everyone else is in LoRise, HiRise, or even the dorms, we filled out (thanks to Claire) a housing transfer form and ended up with an effin’ senior house! How cool is that?! The house looks huge, and has what [...]

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