I’ve always wondered where the Roving Reporter for the Argus finds the people that end up on that page in the paper. And how do they always come up with such funny things to say when prompted? A part of me even wondered if it was all some elaborate hoax, perpetrated on the Wesleyan student body in order to convince people that we’re all a lot cooler and funnier than we really are.
But, on Sunday night, Katherine stopped by the Wesleying bake sale—which, of course, I was at—and asked us the question, “What makes you most disappointed about McCain/Palin’s election loss?”
Well, that was pretty easy. No more Sarah Palin… which means no more of Sarah Palin’s hotness. My quote naturally followed from there. Though, I suppose I could’ve said something like, “I won’t get to see Palin in the position of vice president… or in the reverse cowgirl position, either.” Ah well.
Anyway, where else is there to go with the Argus? I’ve had a big series of articles on the Army training facility, I’ve been a major fixture in two articles relating to Wesleying, and now this. I guess the only thing to which I can aspire is being chosen as a WesCeleb. Be still, my heart.
