I’m just going to come right out…

By Justin | October 22, 2008

… and say it. You know what’s hot?

Girls wearing pinstriped pants are hot. Preferably light grey pinstripes, tightly printed, on smooth black fabric. And also, scratching. Scratching is totally hot.

What else is hot? Sarah Palin, cheerleaders, and—as a matter of preference—either brunettes or women with black hair.

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2 Comments

  1. Yelena
    Posted October 23, 2008 at 1:26 PM | Permalink

    Wouldn’t it be awesome if you saw Palin in pinstripe pants while holding pompoms? I don’t think you’ll be able to handle it though.

  2. Justin
    Posted October 24, 2008 at 2:28 AM | Permalink

    Oh, I’d handle it.

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