“No offense, but… we’re screwed. OK, these books are scary thick, and I can’t even wrap my head around the class description in the syllabus. ‘The thrust of The Phallus is how perceptions of masculinity affect psychosocial and interpersonal relationships…’”
“Rusty. Don’t go soft on me.”
“Cap, I’m beat. This class is really hard. I just can’t cram it in fast enough.”
“All right, we need a helping hand. Reach around to those books.”
“What are you thinking?”
“I’m thinking we get everybody in here, we bang our heads together. Everyone pitches in. If Johnny Whopper is going down, he’s not taking the rest of us with him.”
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nice job bolding all the innuendoes, too