“She Thinks She’s Fat” by Furnaceface

Let’s take a look at your love life. Whoever originated the phrase, The way to a man’s heart is through the stomach, must have been referring to the Cancer girl. You really know how to dine a man, and seduce him, with all sorts of tempting and exotic dishes, don’t you? This is fine, but just make sure you don’t get nervous, and start nibbling too much during the preparation of all this delectable food, because you tend to put on weight easily. Then you may find that the romantic atmosphere of the candlelight dinner you’ve taken such pains to prepare, is not quite so effective.

My girlfriend thinks she’s fat, she doesn’t look fat to me
Girls always they’re fat, I think they read too many magazines
I take her out to dinner, she hardly eats a thing
She calls herself a cow, and I say…
How ’bout a little… a little bestiality?

My girlfriend thinks she’s fat, she doesn’t look fat to me
Girls always they’re fat, I think they read too many magazines
I take her to a movie, she doesn’t like what she sees
But she eats ten buttered popcorn, and then she throws up…
I said, then she throws up… she throws up in the sink

My girlfriend thinks she’s fat, she doesn’t look fat to me
Girls always they’re fat, I think they read too many magazines
She’s always on a diet, I hear about it everyday
She says none of her clothes fit, but you know what?
I like her better without them, anyway

My girlfriend thinks she’s fat, she doesn’t look fat to me
Girls always they’re fat, I think they read too many magazines

Now, I don’t know why you think you’re fat, baby… You make me feel so bad when you say, Tom, am I fat? I don’t know what to say. You make me feel so bad because, I mean, even if you were fat, I would still love you. I want you to know that…