I just got an email whose subject line was, “Invitation to World Blowjob Day.” The body of the message simply says, “Lovemaking is not a skill, all you need is to be huge.” Haha.
Well, I’ve officially thrown my hat into the ring, so to speak. I am running for Senior Class Representative in the Wesleyan Student Assembly, and voting started about twenty minutes ago, at midnight. I’ve got my slick campaign website finally finished, a Facebook Event started up, and campaign posters on the way. I plan on [...]
We spent some time together walking Spent some time just talking ’bout who we were You held my hand so very tightly And told me what we could be dreaming of There’s nothing like you and I Nothing like you and I There’s nothing like you and I We spent some time together drinking Spent [...]
Everywhere I go, the trees are bursting with color. I can look outside my window at the trees across the street on the big lawn and see their little green leaves poking out. All down Washington Street, there are magnolias with huge white flowers popping out, and there are lots of big, full trees all [...]
China’s pissed that CNN’s Jack Cafferty insulted their Communist government! Oh no! “I don’t know if China is any different, but our relationship with China is certainly different,” Cafferty said. “We’re in hock to the Chinese up to our eyeballs because of the war in Iraq, for one thing. They’re holding hundreds of billions of [...]
It’s 3:13 AM and I’ve got one single-spaced page done for my RELI286 paper, due at noon. This is the last of the three papers that were due Friday, Sunday, and now today. That means that I won’t have to think of another paper for at least a week! w00t. I’ve discovered that Peppermint Schnapps [...]
Went up to Northampton’s Pearl Street Nightclub last night with Chris to see The Weakerthans, Christine Fellows, and AA Bondy. Excellent show: even better than the last time I saw The Weakerthans! We got really close, and the music was really loud, and I sang so many songs and mmm, just so good. I’d write [...]
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. Tonight will be an all-nighter. And I’m canceling the few fun plans I had this weekend—or at least drastically scaling them back. And after tonight (if I survive), I still have yet to write two more papers. This is, without a doubt, the most densely stressful period at school [...]
Goddammit! I will conquer the world! Woo!