Don’t cry for me, Argentina

By Justin | December 31, 2007

Guys, this is not how elections are supposed to work.
The distressing thing is, this is probably not entirely satire.
Whatever Huck can do to knock Romney out of the race is fine with me.
It doesn’t take a doctor to know that if there’s an oval-shaped hole in the side of someone’s skull, bleeding profusely, with brain matter visible, that person probably died of a gunshot wound to the skull—not hitting her head on a sunroof.
I’m almost done reading Slaughterhouse. I have no hope that anything positive will come out of this UN peacekeeping force in Darfur.
Nazis can make positive contributions to American society, too, right? Eh. Also, that rocket is effin’ huge.

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Justin LaSelva is a consumer technology specialist, an alumnus of Wesleyan University, and a rabid fan of everything Canadian indie. Originally from southeastern Massachusetts, he currently resides in Austin, TX.

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