HIST291: awaiting the groin-grab

The groin-grab kid plopped himself down next to me again. I’m awaiting (but mostly dreading) Groin-Grab, Part II.

EDIT (2:45 PM): GG II accomplished. Only five minutes into class.

EDIT (3:03 PM): GG III accomplished. Ugh, peripheral vision.

EDIT (3:14 PM): GG IV accomplished. Someone is smoking outside the window, and I just sucked in about 10 minutes of cancer.

EDIT (3:20 PM): Someone farted. It smells bad.

EDIT (3:33 PM): GG V accomplished. I’m going to close my right eye now.