World record: Largest phallic symbol

I was driving home from Boston/Milton/lunch with Chris yesterday and, on Sycamore Street in Holbrook, we came across some construction workers installing a new utility pole. A tall, wooden utility pole that they were apparently raising up from a leaning position at about a 55º angle to the ground.

Due to impeccable timing on both our parts (Chris in grabbing his camera-phone and me in slowing down precisely at the right moment), we were able to catch the following scene of this construction worker 1) attempting to break the world record for the longest phallic symbol ever deployed, or 2) dry-humping a long, wooden pole. Your guess is as good as mine.