OneExpiredCondom. It took the place of MuDvAyNe43J and JUsTiN43117 and countless other, less interesting screen names. It’s a marvel, a beauty, a comical reminder of simpler days. But it’s also a relic, an historical artifact from a bygone era. Useful for digging into the past, but not for leading one on the path to the future.
It’s been a long, fun ride. Probably about four or five years, as a matter of fact. But the ride has come to an end.
That’s right; I will no longer be using OneExpiredCondom as my primary AIM screen name. Effective immediately, OneExpiredCondom is an officially retired screen name, and will join that club’s dozens of members, some of which have been gathering dust in the dark corners of the Internet for eight years now. JustMac43, anyone?
From now on, all AIM communications will be conducted using the screen name “Justin LaSelva“. Yup, that’s right. It’s my name. And my screen name. So delightfully easy to remember. So IM me sometime. I can chat on the iPhone, too, suckaz.
