Take a look inside, it’s my dick in a box

Simply hilarious: SNL’s Dick in a Box skit.

Hey girl, I got something real important to give you
So just sit down and listen

Girl, you know we’ve been together such a long, long time
And now I’m ready to lay it on the line
Well, you know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what’s on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside, it’s my dick in a box

Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sorta gift don’t mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, you gotta know you’re my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs something real
Wanna get you something from the heart
Something special, girl

It’s my dick in a box.. my dick in a box, girl
It’s my dick in a box.. my dick in a box, girl

See, I’m wise enough to know when a gift needs givin’
And I’ve got just the one
Something to show you that you are second to none

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It’s easy to do, just follow these steps
One, cut a hole in a box
Two, put your junk in that box
Three, make her open the box
And that’s the way you do it

It’s my dick in a box.. my dick in a box, girl
It’s my dick in a box.. my dick in a box, girl

Christmas.. dick in a box!
Chanukah.. dick in a box!
Kwanzaa.. a dick in a box!
Every single holiday, a dick in a box!
Over at your parents’ house, a dick in a box!
Midday at the grocery store, a dick in a box!
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box!
Yeah whoa wow wow wow ow

And for the ladies looking to give their boyfriends an eclectic holiday gift: Box in a Box.