Apparently my mom has been telling relatives of mine that I have a boyfriend with such efficiency that she recently attempted to tell a relative, only to discover that he’d already heard the news from another relative.
It’s like something inside my mom went, “This is it! BABIES!”
I’m kind of distressed.
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sounds to me like you hid your vagina from your mom for so long that she suffers from supressed hopes of familial extension, to which the floodgates have for the first time been opened. I have no idea what your mom is like, or the real history between you two, but in this imaginary situation of mine, it seems to me like she’ll gradually calm down, and you’ll gradually be less creeped out.
but still . . . BABIES!!!
Claire, you know what this means: you now have to fulfill your familial obligation to carry on the family line. Best of luck.
BABIES EVERYWHERE!
Your mom called me and told me to put pinholes in all your condoms and remove your nuva ring while you sleep. I told her I couldn’t do that. I’m a good friend.
OK, that’s a little creepy.
Hahaha, Janet :X
Ha. Wave o’ contraception. Babies = LAME.